Rule 23: Never Mess With An Author's Coffee If You Want To Live.

I just realised that in my Ten/Ginny fic, the Tenth Doctor hasn't really gone into one of his rapidfire speeches yet. Usually when I write Ten I can't shut him up but at the moment he is sulking in a corner, or so it seems. I mean he talks but he's not saying much really. I think he's still in a funk over Doomsday personally and he misses You Know Who and I'm not speaking about Voldemort. I refuse to write Doctor Angst unless it involves the Doctor getting dumped by his boyfriend or Rose.

Damn it Doctor! Get back here. Does anyone have any tips on how to control wayward characters? Hmm, I wonder if I can use the unopened box of  my 'Terry's Chocolate Orange' that is sitting right next to my computer to lure him in... He does like to lick things, but then again, with his sensitive tongue he might just pass out from all the chocolately goodness... or whatever Time Lords do when they've eaten chocolate. I wonder if he might get drunk from chocolate, a bit like Spock in The Voyage Home (Well, the novellisation anyhow) because all the sugar would interact with his body chemistry. God, there has to be a fic like that out there somewhere.

One little tap of a 'Terry's Chocolate Orange' and it's supposed to fall open all nicely segmented. Pah! That's a lie. I could throw the bloody thing off the balcony, trying hard not to aim at any annoying kiddies that shouldn't be around where I live, and it'd still stay in one piece.

God, I'm babbling and being random now! I think the Doctor is back! YAY!! Now I'm going to chain him up so he doesn't wander off again.