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Fic: Dirty Pretty Things (PG)
Title: Dirty Pretty Things
Pairing: Casanova/Tenth Doctor/Barty
Setting: Post End of Days
Fandoms: Doctor Who/Torchwood/Harry Potter/Casanova
Summary: Jack catches the Doctor in a comprimising position.
Rating: PG
A/N: Is set in the same universe as 'Spanking Barty' and its sequels. Jack's thoughts are in italics.
Warnings: Contains references to slash. Written for the FUF challenge on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
dw_slash . The Black Guardian made me do it. I have come off a long writer's block so this isn't my best but I think it's crack anyway. I couldn't get the smut out but it's there. If anyone wants to write the sequel to this they are more than welcome.
Now on with the story...
Captain Jack Harkness paused at the door and listened as he could hear the Doctor's voice behind it. "Giac, move a little to the left. Ow!" A sound that sounded like a sharp slap on bare flesh rang out. Jack, being curious, pressed an ear against the door.
"Sorry Doctor, I was aiming for Barty." A different voice, with an Italian accent, replied.
That has to be Giac. What is happening there?
"Why am I always the one that gets spanked?" A voice that sounded like the Doctor's but with a slight Scottish accent protested. "What did I do this time to earn a spank?"
Ah that must be Barty.
"Because you're a bad boy," Giac answered, sounding slightly amused.
"Screw you, Giac," Barty retorted.
"Yes please."
??!!
"Now now, you two," the Doctor scolded. "We have plenty of time. Barty, your hands are cold. I might have to tie you up again. Do I have any liquorice whips left?"
Sounds like I'm missing quite the party. What are they doing in there? I'm going in.
Jack couldn't stand it any longer, and opened the door. He was met by three identical, and very naked males in a pose that was anything but innocent. They turned to face him with varying looks of horror, amusement and shock.
The Doctor found his voice first. "Um, Hi Jack." he indicated the man behind him. "This is Barty Crouch Junior," he then waved a hand to the man lying in front of him. "This is Giacomo Casanova. Boys, this is Captain Jack Harkness."
Jack grinned at them both and stepped forward. "Am I interrupting something?"
"No," Giac exclaimed. "Well, I'm sure you're welcome to come join us if you want. If that's alright with the others."
Barty gave Jack a look that reminded Jack of a tiger just before it caught its prey and nodded. "It's fine by me."
The Doctor rolled his eyes. "The more the merrier, I guess." He waved a hand. "Come join the fun."
"I thought you'd never ask," Jack said, stepping forward, reaching for the zip on his trousers as he did.
The End.
Pairing: Casanova/Tenth Doctor/Barty
Setting: Post End of Days
Fandoms: Doctor Who/Torchwood/Harry Potter/Casanova
Summary: Jack catches the Doctor in a comprimising position.
Rating: PG
A/N: Is set in the same universe as 'Spanking Barty' and its sequels. Jack's thoughts are in italics.
Warnings: Contains references to slash. Written for the FUF challenge on
dw_slash . The Black Guardian made me do it. I have come off a long writer's block so this isn't my best but I think it's crack anyway. I couldn't get the smut out but it's there. If anyone wants to write the sequel to this they are more than welcome. Now on with the story...
Captain Jack Harkness paused at the door and listened as he could hear the Doctor's voice behind it. "Giac, move a little to the left. Ow!" A sound that sounded like a sharp slap on bare flesh rang out. Jack, being curious, pressed an ear against the door.
"Sorry Doctor, I was aiming for Barty." A different voice, with an Italian accent, replied.
That has to be Giac. What is happening there?
"Why am I always the one that gets spanked?" A voice that sounded like the Doctor's but with a slight Scottish accent protested. "What did I do this time to earn a spank?"
Ah that must be Barty.
"Because you're a bad boy," Giac answered, sounding slightly amused.
"Screw you, Giac," Barty retorted.
"Yes please."
??!!
"Now now, you two," the Doctor scolded. "We have plenty of time. Barty, your hands are cold. I might have to tie you up again. Do I have any liquorice whips left?"
Sounds like I'm missing quite the party. What are they doing in there? I'm going in.
Jack couldn't stand it any longer, and opened the door. He was met by three identical, and very naked males in a pose that was anything but innocent. They turned to face him with varying looks of horror, amusement and shock.
The Doctor found his voice first. "Um, Hi Jack." he indicated the man behind him. "This is Barty Crouch Junior," he then waved a hand to the man lying in front of him. "This is Giacomo Casanova. Boys, this is Captain Jack Harkness."
Jack grinned at them both and stepped forward. "Am I interrupting something?"
"No," Giac exclaimed. "Well, I'm sure you're welcome to come join us if you want. If that's alright with the others."
Barty gave Jack a look that reminded Jack of a tiger just before it caught its prey and nodded. "It's fine by me."
The Doctor rolled his eyes. "The more the merrier, I guess." He waved a hand. "Come join the fun."
"I thought you'd never ask," Jack said, stepping forward, reaching for the zip on his trousers as he did.
The End.