April Fool
alomiakoda	eggs your kidneys.
azzasstiki	sells your cat on Ebay.
dramady	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
heartofdavid	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
ilovepablo_kb	shaves your dog.
jipster	paints your head orange.
rekka_alexiel	smiles. All the time.
sandsofpatience	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
starbuck1961	TPs your house.
xena_2001de	buys you a Russian Bride.
Prank Me

My poor cat!!! I want half the profits from selling Max!!!