OK, this is an error message I so would like.

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=CAFFINE_ERROR.EXE&text=Windows+can+not+find+the+file+caffine.exe%0D%0A%0D%0APlease+insert+the+COFFEE_CUP.EXE+CD+and+press+Caffinate+to+continue.&b1=&b2=Caffinate%21&b3=Go+to+Bed%21

And this one is for Flightie!

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Error%21&text=I%27ve+been+bad%21+%0D%0A%0D%0APlease+don%27t+hurt+me%21&b1=Hurt+me%21&b1g=x&b2=Love+me%21&b3=+Help%21

And this one is for my mum!

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Error%21&text=Cannot+find+fanfiction.net+due+to+bad+spelling+and+grammer%21%0D%0A%0D%0APlease+go+elsewhere%21&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Elsewhere&b3=Fanfiction.net&b3g=x

No offense is intended to those who have fics on fanfiction.net it is meant purely in fun!